For not too serious people 🙈

“It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.”

- The Cairo Curmudgeon

(This is the best thing on FB right now) It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.”

- The Cairo Curmudgeon

(This is the best thing on FB right now)

FRIENDLY REMINDER:

NEW CLUB & PENNANT TOP:
Voting for the new club & pennant polo top continues until july 24th
Please have your vote done by then.

ORDERING THE NEW TOP:
orders for the new top is going very well indeed. your 1st top ordered short or long sleeve , will come with a club rebate of $15 when ordered from the staff behind the bar at $35 .
If you want to order a 2nd top short or long sleeve $50 is the cost still below current cost.

# THIS IS THE COST ONLY FOR ORDERS TAKEN BEFORE AUGUST 24th
We have received new pricing from the manufacturer starting 1st july this year. This new pricing will commence from august 25th 2020.
FOR EXAMPLE:
mens & ladies short sleeve top will cost between $52 & $57, With long sleeve $5 extra.
So ordering now for the 1st order ending 24th august gets you long sleeve included for $35 ( 1st top only)

LADIES TOP:
# for any ladies top sizing see Hilary Mullhall she has a shirt kit that you can try on. Sizes ( 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20, 22, 24)

MENS TOP:
# for any mens top sizing there is a kit behind the bar that you can try on, all sizes ( S,M,L,XL,2XL,3XL,4XL,5XL ) can be tried. This kit is the same sizes as our club GREEN casual top if you have one.

MENS BLACK PANTS: ( for pennant players only )
# for any mens black pant sizing, we have 2 full kits behind the bar in both long pants & shorts, both kits come in the following sizes.
# S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL. SO TRY BEFORE YOU BUY.
# your 1st pair of pants , either short or long comes with a $15 club rebate.
# a 2nd pair of pants can be ordered without a rebate but at a discount price.
COST:
# LONG black pants $ 50 & with rebate $ 35
# SHORT black pants $ 45 & with rebate $ 30

This is for information only please.

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Saturday funny

Soon after O'Shaughnessy clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office:

When O'Shaughnessy returned, he had a mournful expression on his face and his head hung low. His foreman noticed and asked if it was bad news.

"To be shure it was, Boss." He replied. "I just found out from Ireland that my mother died earlier this morning."

"Gosh, that's awful." Replied the foreman. "Do you want the rest of the day off?"

"No." Replied O'Shaughnessy. "I'll finish the day out."

About an hour later, the foreman returned to inform him that there was another phone call for him in the office.

This time when O'Shaughnessy returned he looked twice as glum and the foreman asked if everything was alright.

"Bejeezuz Boss, its even worse news. That was my brother and his mother died today too!"